Ladies
and Gentlemen, In this Corner Wearing the Red, the Dodging Bruiser, KASEY KAHNE…
December 19, 2007
Everett
Mugg - SCR
Kasey Kahne has been
charged with assault by some guy named Archibald Hutchinson, did you get that, ARCHIBALD HUTCHINSON, and I emphasize his name
so that anyone with two nickels to rub together will run in fear of Mr. Hutchinson. Not because Mr. Hutchinson will cause
you bodily harm but because Mr. Hutchinson seems to be one of those people looking for a quick payday. How or why Miami-Homestead
Speedway employed this gold digger as a so called “security guard” is beyond me. When I envision a security guard
(and when I have seen them at the track, they are guys who make Hulk Hogan or Duane “The Rock” Johnson look small.
Yet this brute, ARCHIBALD HUCHINSON, was so traumatized by a push from Kahne that he required treatment in the infield care
center?
Come on now, no offense to
Kasey but he weighs like a buck-two and stands about 4 foot 9 inches tall. I would caution my 5 year old daughter to be gentle
with him lest she break him with a hug if she ever encountered him (Kasey is her “favorite driver”). Yet this
security guard was severely beaten to the point of seeking medical attention by a mere shove? Am I the only one not buying
this gold diggers claim? Is he blood kin to the former Brooke Gordon? Are he and his lawyer spending their loot yet?
If Kasey Kahne, in a
fit of anger or not, pushed ME so hard that I had to seek medical attention I would be to ashamed to admit it to anyone much
less file some money grubbing lawsuit. While I would expect Mr. Kahne to lap me 14 times in a 15 lap race, I would pile drive
his little butt in a physical altercation, and if I did not, I would hope there was not any video of him mopping up the floor
with me. What is next, Jamie McMurray beats up Dick Butkus of Jeff Gordon assaulting Matt Kenseth without his helmet on?
Kurt Busch may have had
reason to take note of Jimmy Spencer punching him, but I somehow doubt Spencer feared for his life at that moment. Yet Mr.
Hutchinson was traumatized by Mr. Kahne according to his lawsuit. He claims that Kahne caused him “severe physical injuries”.
Injuries to WHAT, Did Kahne hit him with a car?
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If ARCHIBALD HUTCHINSON
is any indication of the weak sisters that Miami-Homestead employs as security guards then it is the drivers whom they, (the
so called security guards), need to worry about. If one of the most recognizable drivers is denied entry to his home away
from home by an idiot security guard who is then supposedly roughed up by that driver it should make one fear for the safety
of the other 40+ drivers the security guards are supposed to be protecting. I can see it now, a gaggle of 5 year old girl’s
freight training Mr. Hutchinson in order to touch Dale Earnhardt Jr. and leaving him (Hutchinson) a bleeding quivering mess
needing years of treatment and counseling just to be able to venture off his porch.
2006 StockCar Review.
