The CRACKER-BARREL Racing Series –
Biscuits and Gravy for
everyone!
The F.B.I. Racing Series –
Give them something to
do with all their free time.
The JIMMY DEAN SAUSAGE Racing Series –
Sausage and Biscuits
for everyone! (I see a theme developing here)
A partnership with Pillsbury
would work quite nicely
The TOYOTA Racing Series –
Ford, Chevrolet and Dodge
would likely take exception to this, but they did let Toyota come to the party
in the first place.
The CAPITAL ONE Racing Series –
The new theme..... What's
Left in Your Wallet??
The LIZ CLAIBORNE Racing Series –
This could make great
strides in solving the NASCAR diversity issue.
The ROCKWELL AUTOMATION Racing Series –
They could even tell
the teams who could drive the car.
The SOUTHWEST AIRLINES Racing Series –
The starting grid could
be three wide - Row A, Row B, Row C
The WALT DISNEY Racing Series –
It's a Small World After
All. Former park entertainers would make great tire changers.
The UPS Racing Series –
Forty two big brown trucks
on the grid.... I like it!