4) Dale Jarrett drives
the truck. Dale is more than tired of not running up front, and more than tired of hearing about "the big brown truck". Dale
takes the big brown truck for a long drive off a short dock, with his Father, Ned, spotting of course.
5) Juan Pablo Montoya,
adapting quickly to NASCAR, terrorizes a golf course with a V-8 powered golf cart. When questioned about the incident, he
responds "I want to thank my crew for a very fast machine today".
6) Michael Waltrip climbs
into the passenger side of a Richard Petty Driving Experience stocker as part of a Sponsor Promotion, only to wrestle the
Petty Experience driver from the seat and toss him from the vehicle. Waltrip is quoted as saying, "Hey, I wanna drive (the
NAPA,
Aarons Dream Machine, STP, Toyota/Dodge), man!"
7) NASCAR Execs meet to discuss
immediate rules changes in the name of openness, fairness, and consistency. In other news, a snowball is melting in a place
that makes "global warming" look very mild indeed.
8) The World of Journalism
congratulates Wendy Venturini for excellence. Congratulations Wendy, excellent job all the way around! Remember, you read
it here first!
2006 StockCar Review.
